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TWENTY-SIX TAKES ON LIFE WITHOUT ALLEN is a no-budget film, and the screenplay has not been published, but it's now being made available to everyone as a simple download from this website. running the website and hosting it on a fast, reliable and advertising-free server costs several hundred dollars each year. your contribution helps towards making it possible.

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you can download the full original screenplay of twenty-six takes on life without allen here, and it's almost free (if you want to know why it isn't completely free, see ANY QUESTIONS): HOW TO DOWNLOAD THE SCREENPLAY click on the 'buy now' button below. you'll be taken to a secure downloads site run by PayPal. pay for the download, it costs USD 5 (approx GBP 3 or EUR 4) (PayPal is used by millions of users worldwide and is considered a trusted and recommended payment method on the net; it's secure, immediate, and you can use all major credit and debit cards, and pay in several currencies.) once your payment has been processed (this won't take more than a few seconds) you'll be taken to the download page and you'll also get an email with the same download link, so you'll have your screenplay more or less straight away. ANY QUESTIONS? WHY DOES IT COST THREE QUID TO DOWNLOAD THIS SCREENPLAY? TWENTY-SIX TAKES ON LIFE WITHOUT ALLEN is a no-budget film, and the screenplay has not been published, but it's now being made available to everyone as a simple download from this website. running the website and hosting it on a fast, reliable and advertising-free server costs several hundred dollars each year. your contribution helps towards making it possible. WHY DO YOU CHARGE IN DOLLARS, NOT IN POUNDS? you can pay in any currency you like, out of several major ones on offer. but as the US dollar is at the moment still the de-facto global benchmark, the exact charge value is given in dollars, with approximate sterling and euro amounts for comparison. HOW BIG IS THIS FILE AND HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO DOWNLOAD? it's 92kb. how long it takes depends entirely on your internet connection. roughly: if you're on broadband it will take about a second. with a standard 56kbs modem, it should take less than half a minute, though it can take longer depending on web traffic etc. WHAT CAN I DO WITH THIS SCREENPLAY? you can use it for reference and personal study, for the purpose of scene studies in training and for auditions. anything else, especially (but not exclusively) public performance or any realisation in any medium requires a licence. use the contact page to get in touch. WHAT IF I DON'T LIKE IT, DO I GET MY MONEY BACK? no. but you can find out a lot about the film before buying it on this website. I'VE DOWNLOADED THE SCREENPLAY BUT I CAN'T OPEN IT you need an adobe acrobat reader to open and print a pdf file. if you haven't got one of these already, you can get one for free from the adobe acrobat reader site. STILL NOT SURE? if you have any other questions, please use the contact page to get in touch. all rights strictly reserved ©sebastian michael london 2004 please be aware that this screenplay and its characters are protected by international law. you are welcome to copy print download and use this screenplay and scenes for personal study and audition purposes only. all other use of the contents of this screenplay is subject to licence/contract. if you have any enquiries regarding public performance or any other use of this material, please use the contact page to get in touch.

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